y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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