who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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