I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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