i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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