gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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