North Korea, Best Korea!
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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