it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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