So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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