So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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