Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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