You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize