I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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