On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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