Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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