so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
