We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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