God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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