im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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