she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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