And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Two words: nipple clamps
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