But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
