I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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