Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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