whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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