wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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