Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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