found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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