i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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