I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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