Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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