I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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