I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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