Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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