I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I am naked and annoyed.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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