You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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