yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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