Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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