I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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