If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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