sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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