I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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