North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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