you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize