his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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