you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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