Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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