i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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