I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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