well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Randomize
