No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize