At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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