There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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