Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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