guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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